A place full of fucking faggots who have small dicks. All the girls are a bunch of hoes who would eat your ass for a high five . Everyone’s girlfriends have cheated on them with the smokin’ Centauri guys and Sanford babes.
“Did you hear alamosa didn’t even make it to the championship?”
“Yeah they are a bunch of pussies anyways. I made out with Casey’s girlfriend like 5 times today.”
by AlamosaSucksAss April 15, 2019
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